Man Tries to Bite Naperville Bouncers

Some people just are not rabid fans of Naperville. (Sorry for the pun.) If you've ever been to downtown Naperville, you know that things can get out of hand every now and then. This past Saturday, a 23-year-old man was charged with attempted battery after he tried to bite two bouncers who were trying to eject him from the Naperville bar Rizzo's. The man, from Michigan, had apparently been drinking and wasn't going to be rejected from Rizzo's without a fight. Fortunately, no one was hurt in the scuffle and the man remains free on bond. I'm sure the Michigan man won't be contacting a Naperville moving company any time soon.